April 26th, 2010

Misc RickRolled

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Aaaand it's de-anon time! *uncloaks with a flourish*

Warning: Quite a few of the following made even my brain go mushy from WTF. Read at your own risk. *toggles her brain's o_O switch with no results* I think I broke it.

ETA: Maybe some day I'll understand why LJ rejects Notepad texts. LJ, why the hate, man?

Title:
By Any Other Name
Fandom: Torchwood RPF
Rating: M for, well, you know. PR0N.
Spoilers: References to TW CoE.
Pairing: John Barrowman/Gareth David-Lloyd/Scott Gill
Summary: Jack and Ianto just want to have a quiet lie-in, but someone's at the door and someone else is in bed with them.
Author's Notes: Written for touchyerwood for this prompt: "JB/GDL/SG, John's not letting "his Ianto" go..."

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Title: Crucio Ipse
Fandom: Torchwood, Harry Potter
Rating: M for, well, you know. PR0N.
Spoilers: None.
Pairing: Jack Harkness/Barty Crouch, Jr.
Summary: Barty Crouch likes to torture. He also likes to watch.
Author’s Notes: Written for touchyerwood for this prompt: “Jack/Barty Crouch Jr., torture.”

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Title: Kissed Connections
Fandom: Torchwood RPF
Rating: M for, well, you know. PR0N.
Spoilers: None.
Pairing: Russell T. Davies/John Barrowman
Summary: Airport bathrooms just aren't made like they used to be.
Author’s Notes: Written for touchyerwood for this prompt: “RTD/JB, kisses in LA.”

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Title: Pollen Makes Me Sneeze (and Come)
Fandom: Torchwood
Rating: M for, well, you know. PR0N.
Spoilers: None, really, but takes place after TW Season 2.
Pairing: Jack/Ianto/SEX-VOYEUR ALIENS
Summary: Jack and Ianto go out to take care of a small alien encounter with the Jogorn, but for once Jack wasn't exactly prepared for what they wanted him to do.
Author’s Notes: Written for touchyerwood for this prompt: “Jack/Ianto, aliens-made-them-do-it (alien sex pollen, alien tech, alien aphrodisiac, voyeuristic aliens kidnap them, whatever).”

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Title: Seeing Ghosts
Fandom: Torchwood, Doctor Who
Rating: M for, well, you know. PR0N. Also, lots of angst.
Spoilers: Set during DW's Year That Never Was.
Pairing: Owen Harper/Tom Milligan, Tom Milligan/Martha Jones
Summary: Tom Milligan has always been haunted by ghosts.
Author’s Notes: Written for touchyerwood  for this prompt: “Owen/Tom Milligan, set during the year that never was.”

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Title: Warm and Fuzzy Feeling
Fandom: Torchwood
Rating: M for, well, you know. PR0N.
Spoilers: None, but be warned that this story may forever taint your childhood. (LOL lookie, I said "taint.")
Pairing: Jack/beanie babies (multiple!)
Summary: One morning, Jack is late for work. Ianto is not best pleased.
Author’s Notes: Written for touchyerwood for this prompt: “Jack/Ianto, BEANIE BABIES.”

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